drake looks at the stove and then back at you and then at the stove “i….i don’t know about this” he says with a sign of weakness hindering in his voice. he grabs the spatula and nervously bites on his bottom lip, you can see the sweat glistening on his skin as it drips. he looks at you one last…
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
Tumblr mobile with no WiFi. I’m sure this is a great photoset. I’ll like it to look at it later on laptop form.
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